Smasher Land

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You find yourself at a house in the middle of nowhere. You decide to knock of the front door, and someone comes out and starts yelling at you. "Oh great, ANOTHER player's here to try to get info about the game. No, I'm not going to help you cheat. Go back to your own town, jackass." After she slams the door in your face, you realize that this is Smasher's house, and by extension, Location 23 is Texas. You don't need to explore any further to figure that out, and frankly, after that you don't really want to.